In order to understand anal sex you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Republican made up of kykes with help from Democrats.

The conspiracy first started during The Great Depression in Flow-rih-duh. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Moonlanding.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Saying "like" and "um" a lot when they talk.

They want to castrate the clitoris of Malcolm X and imprison resisters in Mexico using motor scooters.

In order to prepare for this, we all must bribe. Since the media is controlled by Abbie Hoffman we should get our information from the freaking Pope.

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